The Best...as of now*
A list of places around Naples and SWFL that we think are the top in town, plus some snarky categories so that we don't take ourselves too seriously, because remember, we are not foodies, we just love to eat.
*Until we decide to update, change our minds, or have more free time to edit.
Best Overall Restaurant
Le Colonial (Vietnamese/French)
865 Fifth Avenue South, Naples, FL
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Best Place To Plan A Heist
Rusty's Raw Bar
2700 Immokalee Rd, Naples, FL 34110
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Best Place To Watch Granny Shake It To Bruno Mars
Blue Martini Lounge
naples.bluemartini.com
9114 Strada Pl #12105 Naples, Fl (in Mercato)
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Best Bagel
Straight From New York Bagels
4550 Executive Drive #101, Naples, Fl
Best Place To Live The Yacht Rock Lifestyle
Tommy Bahama Bar Restaurant and Store
1220 3rd Street S, Naples, Fl
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Best Place To Eat A Delicious Meal In A Converted Car Wash
Lake Park Diner
944 7th Ave North, Naples, Fl
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Best Tacos By Southeast European Immigrants In A Converted Dairy Queen
Turco Tacos
theturcotaco.com
410 9th Street North, Naples, Fl
Best Ice Cream
Everywhere That Sells Ice Cream Because
There Is No Such Thing As Bad Ice Cream
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Best Sports Bar To Watch Football With People from Ohio
Tavern On The Bay
489 Bayfront Place, Naples, Fl
Best Take Home Key Lime Pie
Jimmy P's Butcher Shop & Deli (Randy's Key Lime Pie)
1833 Tamiami Trail N, Naples, Fl
Best Pizza - Sitdown
LowBrow Pizza and Beer
3148 Tamiami Trail E, Naples, Fl
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Best Pizza - Counter
Nunzio's Taste Of Italy
3375 Pine Ridge Rd #104, Naples, FL 34109
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Best Hidden Gem
Veranda E at Hotel Escalante
www.hotelescalante.com/veranda-e
290 Fifth Ave S. Naples, Fl
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Best Tacos
Taqueria San Julian
taqueriasanjulian.restaurantwebexpert.com/
3575 Bay Shore Drive, Naples, FL
Best French
Chez Boet
Chezboetnaples.com
755 12th Ave S, Naples, FL
Best Crab Cake To Cook At Home
Swan River Seafood - Market
swanriverseafood.com
3741 Tamiami Trail N, Naples, Fl
Best Authentic Asian/Street Food
Ichi Togorashi
800 5th Avenue South, 8th St N Unit 102
Naples, FL 34102
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Best Chinese Takeout
Your Guess Is As Good As Ours​
Best Place To Learn About Upside Down Pineapples and/or Require Penicillin
Aqua
862 5th Ave S, Naples, FL 34102
Best Bar To Listen To Stories About How Naples Used To Be
Harold's Place Chickee Bar & Grill
2555 Tamiami Trail N, Naples, FL 34103
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